When NOT to Flirt

To Flirt or Not Not To Flirt

We all love a cheeky flirt now and then, plus no one really want’s to miss an opportunity to make new connections that could lead to something saucy. But there are times, when it is definitely not appropriate to get your flirt on. Here are just a few examples…

• At a Funeral: There probably isn’t a worse time to flirt with someone than at a funeral, especially if you’re putting the moves on the bereaved before their beloved partner is in the ground. Telling someone they look ‘hotter than hell’ just before a cremation, is not likely to go down to well. It’s probably the best way to get a slap or a drink in the face, so when at a funeral, just fight the urge to flirt.

• When You’re Sick: No matter what you think, sick is not sexy. No one is going to be seduced by being coughed or sneezed on, and a snotty nose does not inspire sensual thoughts. Do yourself (and others a favour) by taking to your bed, get healthy and then get your flirt on without sharing unwanted bodily fluids.

• When With Children: Nothing is creepier than someone who flirts in the presence of children…if it isn’t obvious why, then you shouldn’t be allowed to talk to people, never mind being allowed round children.

• When On The Witness Stand: If you ever find yourself on the witness stand and think the lawyer or judge is cute , for God’s sake keep it to yourself, unless you fancy a night in prison of course…

Hopefully, this will help you flirting successfully and if you know any other situations, where flirting is definitely not appropriate, please feel free to share them.

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